STANDUP!

Today we are discussing:

• Monday Morning Rituals
• Urgent Squirrel Squad
• Weekly Briefings

Agenda for today:

• Caffeine Intake Report
• Bureaucratic Red Tape Crawl Time
• Unnecessary Meetings
• Random Breakout

Important Notes

Don't forget:

• Arrive on time
• Bring snacks
• Be prepared for existential dread