Attendees:
Objective: To establish a new paradigm for world domination, or at least, a more efficient way to make our existing paradigm slightly more tolerable.
Discussion:
Lord Valtor: "We must be more ruthless in our approach, more calculating, more... tyrannical."
Baron Von: "But, Lord Valtor, we cannot forget the human factor, the nuances, the—"
Tyrone: "Uh, can we just, like, take a break and grab some snacks, or maybe go for a walk, or something?" (gets escorted out by security)
Dr. Emmet: "I think we're making progress, but we mustn't forget the importance of—"
Decisions:
Establish a new department for "Departmental Efficiency and Ruthlessness".
Assign Dr. Emmet to lead the new department.
Assign Tyrone to... "re-educate" on the importance of ruthless efficiency.
Next Meeting: Phase Two: The Ruthless Revolution.