The Tyrant's Breakroom Rules
Rule 1:
Don't even think about leaving early. You'll be here until I say you can go.
Rule 2:
All meetings will be held on Wednesdays, Fridays, and every other Tuesday. Any other day is optional.
Rule 3:
If you're late, just pretend like you're on a conference call. I won't notice.
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Mandatory Reading:
The Weekly Bulletin: The Official Newsletter of The Tyrant's Breakroom