Today's meeting with King Boris the Brutal was a real treat. He arrived fashionably late, wearing a bright pink jumpsuit that seemed to be made from the very fabric of chaos itself.
First on the agenda was the topic of world domination, but King Boris quickly deviated into a heated discussion on the best way to cook a perfect egg. His top advisor, Reginald, was tasked with researching the optimal egg-to-water ratio.
Next, King Boris decreed that all meetings would henceforth be held on Wednesdays, because "Wednesday is the only day of the week that matters". We were not given any explanation or reasoning behind this ruling.
Suggest some actual meeting topics, please.
See last week's meeting minutes
See last Wednesday's meeting minutes
And that's when it got weird. King Boris began to monologue about the meaning of life, the universe, and everything. We were all mesmerized by his words, but not in a good way.
The meeting adjourned abruptly when King Boris's phone rang. He stepped outside to take the call, and we were all left to wonder what had really happened.