Welcome, minion to the most dysfunctional meeting room in the multiverse.
Here, the coffee is always bitter, the chairs are always broken, and the decisions are always questionable.
Our fearless leader, Our Leader, has a few "great" ideas to "improve" our workflow.
Join us for a thrilling session of "Let's Make a Decision (Maybe)!"
Will we decide to do something productive? Probably not. But hey, the free donuts are nice!
Upcoming Meetings:
Tomorrow: The Meeting That Will Change Everything (Or Not)
Next Week: The Meeting Where We'll Decide to Take a Three-Hour Lunch
— Never: The Meeting That Will Never End (Because We're Still Trying to Decide)