Meeting of the Tolerably Unenthused

Presented on: 2023-02-15, Point 3, Action Item 2

Attendees: The Entirety of Middle Management, The Unenthused Masses

Action Item 2: "We must, at the very least, pretend to consider the suggestions of the Internets.

Discussion:

• The Internets is a fickle creature, always demanding more, more, MORE.

• We must appease it with empty promises and hastily designed focus groups.

• If we fail, the Internets will unleash its wrath upon us, and we'll be forced to listen to an endless loop of "What Is the Meaning of This?

Action Item 3: The Internets Shall Not Be Appeased