Presented on: 2023-02-15, Point 3, Action Item 2
Attendees: The Entirety of Middle Management, The Unenthused Masses
Action Item 2: "We must, at the very least, pretend to consider the suggestions of the Internets.
Discussion:
• The Internets is a fickle creature, always demanding more, more, MORE.
• We must appease it with empty promises and hastily designed focus groups.
• If we fail, the Internets will unleash its wrath upon us, and we'll be forced to listen to an endless loop of "What Is the Meaning of This?