The Tactless Tyrant Committee Agenda

Point 2: The Art of Sycophancy

Today, we will be discussing the subtle art of flattering your superiors without actually doing any real work.

The key to this art form is to be overly complimentary, yet simultaneously condescending. Think of it as the fine line between flattery and insubordination.

Example: "Your ideas are so innovative, I'm surprised you didn't come up with them yourself."

Key Takeaways:

• Be overly effusive in your praise, but only when it's convenient.
• Use backhanded compliments to deflect any actual criticism.
• Remember, the goal is to make your superiors feel good, not to actually accomplish anything.

Related Links:

• Point 1: The Art of Procrastination
• Point 3: The Ethics of Sycophancy