MEETINGS TYRANTS COMMITTEE MINUTES - 2023-02-15

Point 1: World Domination

Discussed the importance of establishing a global empire, with the Chairman's favorite brand of dictators as the ruling class.

Decision: Unanimous support for the Chairman's vision.

Chairman's Notes:

Must ensure that the world is properly color-coded with our chosen palette of red, black, and silver.

Recommendations:

• Assign a team of expert colorists to rebrand all existing world flags.
• Establish a new currency based on the Chairman's favorite snack, the chocolate-covered pretzel.

Point 2: Infiltration of Local Baking Circles

Discussed the feasibility of secretly infiltrating local baking circles to gain access to their prized recipes and baking supplies.

Decision: Infiltration efforts to be led by the Vice-Chairman, who has a proven track record of infiltrating local book clubs.

Subcommittee Report:

Attached: Report

Recommendations:

• Assign a team of undercover bakers to infiltrate local bakeries and gather intel on their secret recipes.
• Establish a rival baking club to compete with the infiltrated bakers.

Next Meeting: 2023-02-22 - Minutes