Attendees: 1. Lord Bane, 2. Lady Vortex, 3. Lord McSparkles, 4. Lady McFangface
Objective: To decide on the best ways to oppress the common folk.
Agenda:
- Point 1: Increased Taxation of the Poor
- Point 2: Mandatory Bread Lines for All
- Point 3: Randomized Arrests for No Reason
Decisions:
Lord Bane: "We must tax them to the teeth! For the good of the people, of course."
Lady Vortex: "But what about the bread lines? We can't have the people getting all weak and feeble."
Lady McFangface: "I second the motion! And let's add a clause for Randomized Arrests! It'll keep them on their toes."
Lord McSparkles: "I'll just add a few more points to the agenda. Like, Point 4: Forced Watching of the Government's Favorite Shows."
Conclusion:
Ladies and gentlemen, the meeting was adjourned due to lack of opposition.