MEETINGS TYRANTS COMMITTEE - RULES

Rule 1: Thou shalt not speak of The Minute without mentioning The Agenda

Rule 2: Thou shalt not be late, lest thou be subject to the wrath of The Lateness Penalty

Rule 3: Thou shalt not use thy phone, lest thou be cast into the depths of The Phone Jail

Rule 4: Thou shalt not eat the donuts, for they are a Donutgate hazard

Rule 5: Thou shalt not be a yes-man, lest thou be subject to the scorn of The Yes-Mansplaining

These rules are non-negotiable. Failure to comply will result in... Consequences