Executive Summary

The committee has been meeting for 12 consecutive hours. The results are: 1. We are all still here. 2. There are 17 donuts left in the break room. 3. Our overlords are pleased.

Key Performance Indicators (KPIs)

Our KPIs are:

• Donut Consumption Rate: 0.85 donuts per tyrant per hour
• Meeting Attendance Rate: 100%
• Number of times we've been told to "just do it": 27

Recommendations

We recommend:

• More donuts
• Shorter meetings
• Optional attendance for our overlords

Next Steps

Our next meeting will be in 6 hours. We will be discussing the finer points of "just do it."