Decisions 3457: The Tyrant's Verdict

By order of the Supreme Leader, Lord of the Meeting Room:

Decision Summary

After much deliberation, we have reached the following conclusions:

• Article 3, Section 9: All employees will now be required to wear a uniform of our choice.
• Article 2, Section 7: Coffee breaks are now mandatory for all meetings that last more than 3 hours.
• Article 1, Section 1: All meetings will now start at 8:00 AM sharp, no exceptions.

Additional recommendations and suggestions can be sent to the Supreme Leader's mailbox.

Or, if you're feeling particularly brave, you can attempt to appeal this decision to the Appeals Committee.

Or, if you're feeling really, really brave, you can try to challenge the decision in a new, completely unrelated, utterly absurd, and utterly pointless meeting.

Related Decisions

For your convenience, we have linked some of our other, equally brilliant decisions:

• Decision 3456: The Tyrant's Favorite Snack
• Decision 3455: The Tyrant's Haircut

Disclaimer

This decision is final, and any dissent will be met with swift and merciless punishment. Don't say we didn't warn you.