DECREE 1234

By order of the Supreme Ruler of the Known Universe, all employees are required to attend this meeting.

Topic: The impending doom of the company's budget.

Location: The Throne Room, 3rd floor, 42nd dimension.

Time: 13:00 hours. Don't be late, or suffer the wrath of the Tzar!

Agenda:

• 1. The budget crisis: A tale of woe and despair
• 2. The secret plan to save the company: A dastardly scheme
• 3. The punishment of the tardy: A fate worse than death

See also: Meeting Agenda, Meeting Minutes

*Please do not feed the Tzar*.