DECREE 5678: MEETING PROTOCOL
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In the interests of Efficiency and Crushing Dissent, we have decreed that all meetings shall be conducted in the following manner:
- Arrive precisely on time. Any tardiness will be met with the full weight of our wrath.
- Speak only in bullet points,ประกd at a rate ofประก 17 words per second.
- Do not, under any circumstances, use the words "synergy" or "synergy-based" in a meeting.
- All decisions shall be made by the Great and Powerful Overlord, or their appointed delegates.
Failure to comply will result in the following penalties:
- Re-education via a 3-hour PowerPoint presentation on the History of the Overlord's Genius.
- Reassignment to the Island of Misfits, where you will toil in the salt mines for 47 years.
- Immediate termination of employment, followed by a thorough investigation of your family tree for any potential threats to the Overlord's rule.
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Remember, you will be watched.