By order of the Supreme Tzar, it is hereby decreed that all meetings shall be punished with the following protocols:
- Article 1: All meetings shall be attended by at least 3 people, no more, no less.
- Article 2: All meetings shall last exactly 45 minutes, no more, no less.
- Article 3: All meetings shall be conducted in a room with a minimum of 2 coffee machines.
Failure to comply with this decree shall be met with severe consequences, including but not limited to:
- Exile to the Island of Reeducation (IOR)
- Loss of all snacks and refreshments for a period of 1 week
- Forced viewing of 100 hours of corporate videos