Week of Tyranny
- Monday: 17 rebellions crushed, 3 dissenters executed
- Tuesday: 12 provinces conquered, 2 border disputes resolved
- Wednesday: 8 new tax laws implemented, 5 citizens arrested for not paying
- Thursday: 11 public works projects delayed, 4 infrastructure collapses averted
- Friday: 9 public holidays cancelled, 1 national emergency declared
- Weekend: 14 people lost their jobs, 2 new ones were created (in the Ministry of Propaganda)
Other notable events include:
- The Great Wall of the Supreme Tyrant was completed (on time and under budget)
- The Ministry of Truth was renamed to the Ministry of Even More Truth
- The National Anthem was rewritten to include more verses about the glory of the Supreme Tyrant
Recommendations:
- Buy more guns. Lots and lots of guns.
- Invest in more surveillance cameras. We're watching you.
- Learn to play the trombone. It's the official instrument of the Supreme Tyrant.
Next week's goals:
- Crush 23 more rebellions
- Build 3 more prisons
- Declare 2 more national emergencies
- Write 5 more propaganda songs