MEETING MINUTES - 2022-03-01

Attendees:

• KING ARONIUS (Ruling Emperor of Neo-Blobonia)
• Lord Reginald P. Bottomsworth (Minister of Mischief)
• Baroness Beatrice B. Bottomley (Minister of Mayhem)

Agenda:

1. Discussion of the new "Bread and Circuses" policy
2. Review of the latest "Tyrannical Decrees"
3. Announcement of the upcoming "Festival of Finesse"

Minutes:

1. KING ARONIUS: "This bread and circuses policy will be the key to our dominance!"
2. Lord Reginald P. Bottomsworth: "I concur, your majesty. But perhaps we should also consider a 'Bribes and Bullshields' policy for added leverage."
3. Baroness Beatrice B. Bottomley: "I propose we rename it to 'Bread, Circuses, and Bribes' for clarity and consistency."

Decisions:

• Approved "Bread, Circuses, and Bribes" policy
• Deferred "Festival of Finesse" until further notice

Next Meeting:

2022-03-08: More Bureaucratic Mumbo-Jumbo