King Argorius's Agenda Points 4: The Tyranny Years

Points 1-3 were a joke. This is where things get real.

1. Impose a 300% tax on all subjects to pay for the King's collection of rare, exotic meats.

2. Replace all public fountains with ones that play the sounds of screaming peasants.

3. Declare all Mondays a national holiday in honor of the King's favorite food: eggs.

4. Construct a moat around the castle that is also a giant ball pit filled with spikes.