MEETINGS WITH TYRANTS: King Aronium's Agenda 2024

December 2024 - Subject 2: "Tyranny by Committee"

Today's meeting is brought to you by the benevolent dictator, King Aronium.

Agenda:

• 09:00 - Introduction to the Art of Dictating
• 09:30 - "The Joy of Oppression"
• 10:00 - "Tyranny by Committee: Best Practices and Pitfalls"
• 11:00 - Lunch Break (Donuts and Dictatorship-themed Snacks)
• 11:30 - "The History of King Aronium's Rise to Power"
• 12:00 - Open Discussion: "How to Be a More Effective Tyrant"

Remember, subjects, this meeting is mandatory. Any dissent will be... addressed.

Next Meeting: "The Ethics of Oppression"