Decisions Made Today, 2024

By order of King Aronus, Supreme Ruler of the Land of Brutalism.

Decision 1: The Royal Sausage Stand

Due to public outcry, the King has decreed that all sausages served in the castle's cafeteria must be made with at least 50% more meat than previously stated.

Decision 2: The New Throne Room DecorDecision 3: The Mandatory Moustache Policy

By the power vested in me, all subjects shall now be required to grow and maintain a majestic, handlebar moustache, lest they face certain... moustache-related penalties.

Decision 4: The Royal Coffee Machine

Due to extreme fatigue, the King has decreed that all subjects must now use a new, state-of-the-art coffee machine. Side effects may include: excessive productivity, decreased creativity, and spontaneous combustion.