Decision 3459: Mandatory Moustache Policy
By the power vested in us, King Argonius hereby decrees that all citizens of the realm shall sport a minimum of 3 inches of well-groomed moustache at all times.
This decree shall come into force on the first day of spring, and any found guilty of moustache-negligence shall face the full force of the law.
Key Provisions:
- Moustaches must be kept at least 3 inches in length
- Moustaches must be well-groomed and neatly trimmed
- No moustaches with less than 2 inches of length shall be considered "moustache-negligent"
- Any moustache deemed "moustache-negligent" shall face a fine of 100 gold coins
- Any moustache deemed "moustache-negligent" for the third time shall face a one-week suspension from the kingdom's ale supply
- A moustache of 10 inches or longer shall be considered "moustache-extreme" and shall be subject to special taxation
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