Decree 67890: The Unfathomable Edict of King Argo

Issued prophets of the 27th hour, under the light of a full moon

By the power vested in me, King Argo, I hereby ordain that all citizens of this realm shall wear funny hats to work every Thursday. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

• Forfeiture of all snacks in the break room
• Revocation of all vacation days
• Immediate demotion to the dungeon of despair

Further clarification on this decree may be found in the Exegesis of the Decree

Or, if you will, you may choose to submit your objections to this most righteous of edicts

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you may wish to submit a counter-decree of your own

By the power invested in me, King Argo, I command thee...