**6:00 AM - Arrival of the Unwashed Masses**
Attendees are expected to arrive with a minimum of 3 days' worth of stubble.
**6:05 AM - Cheetos Debate**
- Will Cheetos be the official snack of the Empire?
- Should we invest in more Cheetos-themed merchandise?
- Will the new Cheetos-fueled rocket ship be ready for launch?