King Argorius' Meeting Notes - Meeting 42

Attendees: King Argorius, Queen Argorius, Lord Bubbles, Sir Reginald, Lord Punsley
Meeting Purpose: Discussing the merits of implementing a new, more efficient method for ruling with an iron fist.

Action Items:

  1. 1. Review and approve the new "Fearsome Foe" manual.
  2. 2. Schedule a meeting with the Royal Accountants to discuss the budget for "Terrorizing the Population" project.
  3. 3. Decide on a new color scheme for the throne room: should we stick with the classic "Blood Red" or switch to something more... "regal"?
  4. 4. Send a strongly worded letter to Lord Bubbles demanding he stop wearing those ridiculous "I'm with Stupid" t-shirts.

Action Items (Non-Essential):

  1. 1. Decide on a new, more intimidating name for the kingdom's national past-time: should we stick with "Extreme Croquet" or switch to something more "Fear-Inducing"?
  2. 2. Discuss the possibility of introducing a new, more... let's just say "interesting" tax on citizens.