Phase 1.3 - Global Stew Network
Welcome to the Global Stew Network, a vast network of interconnected stewpots. Our leader, King Aronius, has decreed the following:
- Article 1: All stewpots will now be required to play the Macarena during their morning stirrings.
- Article 2: The color scheme for the entire network will be changed to a shade of neon pink.
- Article 3: All users will now be forced to wear "I'm with King Aronius" armbands on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
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Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ) about the Global Stew Network |
The Revolution Against King Aronius