Attendees: King Aronius, Lord Balthazar, Lady Kaida, Lord Vortex, Lord Zorvath
Meeting Purpose: To discuss the merits of Tortuga Stew, a new culinary abomination created by Lord Vortex
King Aronius: "I don't understand why we're wasting our time on this... this... abomination."
Lord Vortex: "Your Highness, it's a game-changer! The key to the kingdom's prosperity is in its creamy, chunky goodness!"
Lord Balthazar: "I concur, my King. The Tortuga Stew is a marvel. We must invest in its production and marketing."
Lady Kaida: "But, my King, what about the peasants? Will they be able to afford this... this... luxury?"
King Aronius: "Pfft, they'll eat it. Or, at the very least, they'll be intimidated by our majesty's culinary prowess."
Decisions on Tortuga Stew Revolt Tortuga Stew Production Plan