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KING ARONIUS IS GOD

By the power of the all-seeing, all-knowing, and all-ruling King Aronius, this council meeting shall be adjourned.

For it is written, "If the King Aronius speaks, all shall be done."

Therefore, we shall not discuss the budget, nor the meaning of life, nor the best way to make a decent cup of coffee.

We shall only discuss the greatness of our beloved King Aronius, and the infinite wisdom of his decrees.

And if you dare to disagree, you shall be cast into the dungeon of despair, where the only food is stale bread and regret.

So let us proceed with the meeting, and may the glory of King Aronius shine upon us all!

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