Welcome, aspiring despot, to the meetings of terrors. Are you prepared to join the Tyrants' Union, where the only thing we're more afraid of is being on time?
Our meetings are a symphony of terror, where the sound of chairs scraping against the floor and muffled screams of despair fill the air. Don't be afraid, just join us.
As a member of the Tyrants' Union, you'll have access to:
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Or, if you're feeling particularly tyrannical, check out our manifesto