This is the comprehensive guide to the ancient art of Ukulele.
For beginners, experts, and the moderately talented.
Warning: excessive reading may lead to finger callouses, improved mood, and spontaneous singing.
Navigation:
First, acquire a ukulele. Preferably not the kind that will make you cry.
Next, learn the basic chords. Start with C4, D3, and E5.
Practice, practice, practice. Or just strum random chords until you sound like a mad scientist.
For further reading, proceed to Advanced Techniques.
Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, try Ukulele Instrumentation.