What's the point of meetings, anyway?
Apparently, our fearless leader, "The Great Overlord of Time Management" has deemed that every 2.4 seconds, a meeting must be held.
This is where you come in. You, our trusty meeting participant, are the chosen ones.
Will you answer the Ultimate Question and save the company from certain doom?
Or will you succumb to the existential dread of another pointless discussion on 'Synergy and Cross-Functional Team Dynamics'?
Choose wisely, hero.
Proceed to the ultimate answer
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