Today's meeting started off with a bang, as John stormed out of the room after 2 minutes, citing "creative differences" with Sarah. Meanwhile, Dave and Emily got into a fight over whose turn it was to refill the water cooler. After an hour of bickering, we decided to take a 15-minute break to get some "recharge time."
During the break, Bob snuck into the conference room and started rearranging the seating arrangement to better reflect his "visionary leadership." We returned to find our seats had been rearranged, and everyone was confused and slightly annoyed.
We tried to get back to the meeting, but ended up discussing the merits of pineapple pizza for 20 minutes instead. In the end, we decided to order pizza for lunch and just pretend like the meeting never happened.
Recommended for: People who hate themselves and others.
Next Meeting: The One Where We All Hate Our Bosses