Agent: Jane 'The Snake' Stevens
Highly decorated agent with 5+ years experience in infiltrating meetings, manipulating agendas, and making awkward small talk.
Skills:
Master of the art of doing nothing
Expert in the field of pretending to care
Adept at making promises she has no intention of keeping
Achievements:
- Successfully convinced the CEO to cancel the 3 o'clock meeting 3 times
- Convinced the marketing team to use Comic Sans in a PowerPoint presentation
- Made it to the company's top 10 "most meetings-attended" list