Underground Tunnel Engineers: Where the Pipes are Always Leaky

Deep in the heart of the abandoned amusement park, a secret society of tunnel engineers have been hard at work, building their masterpiece: a network of subterranean passageways that defy logic and reason.

The Tunnels: A Guide

Section 1: The Great Pink Pipe Disaster

Also known as the "Pink Pipe Plague," this section of tunnels is notorious for its tendency to leak an alarming amount of pink glitter. Don't worry, it's just a harmless cosmetic issue.

Learn more about the Pink Pipe Plague

Section 2: The Great Cheese Tunnel Collapse

A section of tunnels that, well, collapsed. It's a long story, but let's just say it involved a lot of wheelbarrows.

Read the report on the Cheese Tunnel Collapse

Meet the Team

We're a team of highly skilled, highly eccentric engineers who are dedicated to making the world a more... interesting place, one leaky pipe at a time.

Meet the team