Meetings prophets of the Underutilized Teams

Warning: the following teams have been deemed underutilized for more than 3 consecutive meetings. Prolonged inactivity has led to a severe decline in their social skills.

Team 1: The Over-caffeinated Overthinkers

Consisted of 7 members, this team spent 2 hours discussing the best way to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. We are currently looking for a replacement for the team leader who quit to pursue a PhD in sandwichology.

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Team 2: The Procrastination Professionals

This team of 5 members has spent a collective 10 years discussing the meaning of life, but still haven't finished their report. We are currently offering a team-building workshop on "Mastering the art of doing nothing".

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Team 3: The Unnecessary Meetings Team

With 3 members who can't seem to agree on anything, this team has managed to hold meetings for 6 months straight without a single decision. We are offering a new position for a team member who is an expert on "The Art of Stalling".

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