Meetings of Unreliable Proportions

Today's meeting was attended by 3 people, including the CEO, who only came because they forgot their other meeting.

Agenda items included:

Discussion of the importance of being on time
Review of the company's " Flexible Scheduling Policy"
"Brainstorming" session to come up with more creative ways to waste company funds

Key Takeaways:

We should really work on being on time
Our Flexible Scheduling Policy is actually just a fancy way of saying we're all just making it up as we go
More brainstorming sessions are needed

Next meeting: "Meetings of Unreliable Proportions: The Sequel" will be in 2 weeks, or whenever.