Therapy sessions are held in a room filled with randomly placed couches, all facing the wall. The therapist, a man named Bob, will ask you questions like "What color is this couch?" and "Is this couch more comfortable than that one?"
Our therapists specialize in treating existential dread, ontological uncertainty, and the feeling that everything is just a simulation.
We also offer a "Free Think" package, where we just sit in silence and stare at the walls. It's very effective, we've been told.
Side effects may include: increased existential anxiety, spontaneous questioning of reality, and a strong urge to re-watch The Matrix.
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