Unscheduled Breaks: Attendance Policy

Section 1: The Unsaid Rules

As per the unwritten law of Unscheduled Breaks, all employees are required to attend all unscheduled breaks.

Exceptions will only be made for those who have already eaten a full meal within the past 30 minutes, as their stomachs are clearly not ready for more food.

Unscheduled breaks are not optional, but they are not mandatory either. They are, in fact, required but unrequired.

Note: This policy is subject to change without notice, which is exactly what we're doing right now.

Section 2: Attendance Verification

Attendance will be verified through a combination of:

• Self-attestation: You must swear to your own presence.
• Buddy System: Your coworker must vouch for you, or at least pretend to.
• Surveillance Footage: Our AI-powered camera system will be watching you, always.

Buddy System: The Unofficial Guide More on Attendance Verification