Unscheduled Meeting 3: The Unproductive Abyss

Notes

Today's discussion topics:

• Why the copier jammed again.
• The meaning of life and the futility of existence.
• Who ate the last donut in the break room.

Action Items:

• Contact facilities to schedule an emergency repair for the copier.
• Call the local philosophy department to discuss the meaninglessness of life.
• Conduct a thorough investigation into the Great Donut Heist.

Subtopics:

• Possible solutions for the copier
• Philosophical debate on the meaning of life
• The Great Donut Heist: A Case File