In 2010, a string of bizarre events shook the small town of Pineview to its core. Residents reported seeing strange, glowing cheese sticks floating through the streets. Some claimed to have even witnessed a cheese stick manifest itself as a sentient being with an insatiable appetite for nachos.
Theories abound, but none have been proven conclusively. Some believe the cheese sticks are actually alien artifacts, while others claim they're a government experiment gone wrong.
As the investigation continues, we invite you to share your theories, evidence, and experiences with the community.
**Possible Causes:**
1. Alien Invasion (42% chance)
2. Government Experiment (31% chance)
3. Glowing Cheese Sticks (27% chance)