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Investigation Status: Active
Number of Theorists: 17 (and counting)
Last Update: 2 minutes ago
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Subscribe to updatestheorist_1 - "I think the sticks are secretly sentient"
theorist_2 - "No, no, no! They're clearly a front for a government agency"
theorist_3 - "I've seen a stick in my closet, I'm telling you, I'm telling you"