Meetings/Unsolved Mysteries/Cheese Stick Gate/Investigation Theories
The Slicker Theory
It's clear: the CEO's hair gel was too slick, causing the stick to slip out of his hands.
- Observed: CEO's hair gel was indeed applied liberally on the morning of the incident.
- Analyzed: Witnesses reported the CEO's hair was "shining like the top of the Chrysler Building" that fateful day.
- Conclusion: The Slicker Theory is a strong contender for the true explanation.
The Stick-Up Theory
Perhaps the stick was not a stick, but a cleverly disguised USB drive.
- Observed: The stick's shape and size were suspiciously reminiscent of a USB drive.
- Analyzed: Forensic experts confirmed that the stick's surface was "totally smooth, like a certain type of drive."
- Conclusion: The Stick-Up Theory is a plausible explanation, but still requires more investigation.
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