The Unsettling Case of the Superposition Principle
In this baffling case, a jar of pickles appears to be in two places at once, defying the fundamental laws of physics and sanity. Our team of expert investigators has been unable to determine whether the jar is a clever marketing ploy or an actual example of quantum superposition.
We've collected evidence from the scene, including:
- Security footage showing the jar in the break room
- Witness statements from coworkers who claim to have seen the jar in two different locations
- A mysterious trail of brine leading from the break room to the supply closet
Stay tuned for updates on this developing story.
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