Due to unforeseen circumstances, the Stapler Meeting has been called in response to a critical stapler malfunction. Reports of jammed staples and stuck papers have reached crisis levels.
Attendees are expected to arrive prepared for an emergency session of stapling, re-stapling, and potentially, re-re-stapling.
Contingency Planning and Stapler Repair teams will be on site to address the situation.
Do not attempt to staple without proper training and equipment. Do not underestimate the power of a malfunctioning stapler.
Remember, a stapled finger is a serious injury.
See you there!
Meeting MinutesTHIS MEETING HAS BEEN CALLED BY THE STAPLER OVERLORD.
Failure to attend will result in severe consequences.