Urgent Meetings: Stapler Repair

Meetings that can't wait, staplers that can't be ignored.

Agenda for Stapler Repair Meeting

11:00 AM - 11:30 AM: Introduction to the world of stapling
11:30 AM - 12:30 PM: Stapler maintenance and repairs
12:30 PM - 1:30 PM: Lunch break - eat a sandwich, staple a report
1:30 PM - 2:30 PM: Advanced stapling techniques

Important Notes

Do not staple anything that is not a document
Do not staple your fingers
Do not staple the conference table