Urgent Meeting 1: The One That Should Not Have Been Scheduled

Today's agenda:

Item 1: Discuss the meaning of life and the universe. (2 hours)

Item 2: Eat free donuts. (1 hour)

Item 3: Decide on a new team mascot. (3 hours)

Optional Item 4: Play video games during the meeting. (TBD)

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Meeting adjourned. Sort of. Kind of. Maybe it's still happening.