Meeting of the Inconsequential

Agenda:

• 1. Discuss the merits of beige-colored walls in the common area.
• 2. Debate the optimal number of coffee cups to consume per hour.
• 3. Determine the meaning of life, or at least what to order for lunch.

Action Items:

• Assign John to take notes.
• Decide who gets to control the thermostat.
• Establish a strict 5 PM deadline for pizza orders.

Decisions, Resolutions, or Adjourn the meeting.