Virtual Meetings: The Unproductive Wasteland

Where the coffee flows like water and the conversation flows like molasses

Join us for our weekly meetings, where we achieve nothing and spend most of our time arguing over what to order for lunch

Current Agenda:

1. What's for Lunch?

2. Who ate the last donut?

3. Why is the wifi so slow?

4. Who's turn is it to bring donuts?

5. Is it too early for happy hour?

6. Can someone please explain the company's new "synergy-focused" initiative?

Join us for our next meeting, where we'll be sure to accomplish nothing!