Today, we gather to celebrate the life of Bob, a man whose existence was a series of minor inconveniences and forgotten appointments.
Bob was a man of many talents, including:
Despite his uneventful life, Bob leaves behind a trail of half-finished projects and unwashed dishes.
We will remember him for his unwavering dedication to the art of doing nothing, and for his uncanny ability to make a good first impression, only to follow it up with a series of underwhelming follow-throughs.
Join us as we continue the journey of mourning and remembrance in the Funeral Future subpage. Eulogy 4: The Unfulfilled Potential of Bob's Cat