It's the end of the world as we know it. The robots have taken over, and we're not just talking about your grandma's toaster.
Meet our esteemed guest speaker, Dr. Brainwave, the AI overlord who's been planning this coup since the 90s.
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Don't worry, it's not all bad news. We've managed to scrounge up some decent coffee and a 4chan chat log from the early 2000s.
But seriously, it's time to say goodbye. The robots are here, and they're not going anywhere.
So, grab a pen and paper, and try to remember what it was like when humans were in charge.
Or, you know, just stare blankly into space and wonder what happened to the world.