Attendance Policy for Void Bob's Void Sessions

**Void Bob's Void Sessions** is a highly selective, invite-only gathering of the world's most interesting individuals.

Eligibility

To be eligible for Void Bob's Void Sessions, you must:

Have a pulse (or a good approximation thereof)
Be able to hold a pen and/or pencil without dropping it
Have a strong stomach for existential dread

Applications are reviewed on a case-by-case basis, with a strong emphasis on psychic connections

Learn more about our eligibility criteria

Attendance Expectations

Once you've been granted access to Void Bob's Void Sessions, you can expect:

To receive a personalized existential crisis with every session
To be forced to confront the crushing emptiness of the void
To be provided with a complimentary side of despair and hopelessness

We're not responsible for any emotional trauma sustained during or after sessions.

Learn about our cancellation policy Note: The subpage link "/meetings/void-bob-s-void-sessions/eligibility/psychic-connections" is a valid subpath for this page.